Monday
Feb162009
Monday, February 16, 2009 at 7:32PM "As I scientist I recognise that everything is relative... except my relatives. They appear to be consistent in their weirdness."
All families are weird. I think it's a rule.
In fact if your family is not at least a little weird... well that would be weird, which takes you back full circle. Maybe slight to middling weirdness is the normal state of family groups.
Or something...



Reader Comments (1)
Family weirdness is so common there has to be an equation for it. One of the exponents would be D = the distance you live away from your family. I'm sure there is an inverse relationship between D and W (w = weird factor). Throw in H (H = hierarchy of birth), S (number of siblings), Fm (Fave of Mom), Fd (Fave of Dad), and I (annual income - net) and I'm sure you could come up with quite the formula!!!
Only being a fan of science and mathematics (and not either by trade) I'm not sure of how to assemble this formula - but come on - those components are great!