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What is Restless Voices?

Basically it's short stories, really short.

I'm Nick Warren and I try to waste five minutes each day on pointless creativity. Restless voices is the result.

You can follow the naked stories on Twitter, or stay here for the notes and self-congratulation.

I'm a husband & father, and in my spare time I run Semantic, the UK's most relaxed web studio.

I try not to overthink things.

Wednesday
May192010

Dave was out of the loop, then in the loop, and finally strangled by the loop.

Tuesday
May112010

"After 11 years of work Jake became an overnight success."

Tuesday
May112010

"I love Twitter", Kate said, "It's turned us all into storytellers."

She's wrong obviously... humans have always been storytellers. But I like the idea, because Twitter IS a story ecology... and it's fascinating to watch our tales, spread, grow and eventually fall back.

Monday
May102010

Election. Cross-section. Disaffection. Ejection.

Sunday
May092010

"Why do the party men look so sad Daddy?", said the little boy. "Have they lost their cake?"

It's worse than that. The Party Leaders have not even got to the "party" yet... their still trying to figure out what to wear.

It's good though, the UK is getting a lesson in the politics of PR, for better or for worse. Always good to have a practical before you take a test.

Friday
May072010

"The politicians have already broken their first pre-election promise", she said. "They promised it would all be over by now."

Interesting times.

Thursday
May062010

“British elections are safe and democratic,” he told the UN Observer, “all our election fraud happens before polling day.”

I wrote this before we knew that some people who wanted to vote, would not actually get the chance.

Wednesday
May052010

Annual portrait of a dad playing his son at football: Love, pleasure, approval, pride, surprise, disbelief, indignation, denial.

I remember when I used to indulge my son at football and let him win. Now he's 9... and that seems like a very long time ago... the little beggar.

Wednesday
May052010

The child stood alone in the playground.

Nothing sadder.

Wednesday
May052010

Her gravestone reads "Survived by a loving husband", but in truth I did not survive. I’m a shell, lost and gone from this life.

Tuesday
May042010

Flashes of inspiration versus work at the coalface

In the "Confession" section of the book I mention my belief that Creativity isn't so much a talent as a result... the result of hard work. Properly creative people aren't waiting for the flashes of inspiration (like I do), they are getting down to work.


... Yes...that's much more like me, thinking about lunch. 

Tuesday
May042010

I thought I was dead, then the pain came again, and I realised it was just wishful thinking.

Monday
May032010

Sleeping Beauty "retold". She "kissed" her Prince, but only after he'd signed a prenup and taken certain medical tests.

Romance isn't dead, but it is undergoing a brutal evolution.

Sunday
May022010

90 Second Video - see the story unfold.

A RV Story in 90 Seconds from Nick Warren on Vimeo.

P.S. Extra points if anyone can tell me why the very last edit, a word substitution, makes me kind of a jerk.

Saturday
May012010

Interview: Nick on Work, Play and Creativity

Yep, I was interviewed for Creative Pool last week by the amiable John Fountain.

Check out the results over on the Creative Pool website.

 

Saturday
May012010

“Forgive me” the note said, “It’s not going to work between us. You want to tell stories, I want to live them. Don’t follow me.”

I love telling stories... but that's nowhere near as cool as living them. Gotta work on that...

Saturday
Apr242010

“Creativity is bollocks”, she said. “A few people work at their art, most don’t. That’s it.”

One of the things I've learned doing this little side-gig... creativity isn't really a skill, it's a result. 

Yes there is the odd creative genius among us, and yes we all get flashes from time to time. But over any meaningful length of time creativity starts to look an awful lot like something else... hard work.

See the "confession" end of the Restless Voices eBook

Saturday
Apr242010

Modern Day Prayer: Mighty Google, thy will be done. Deliver me from obscurity, and to page 1 of thy bountiful listings. Amen.

Google... like God, is unfathomable.

Saturday
Apr242010

"I have the attention span of a butterf..." she said.

... Says the guy who writes 140 character stories...

Friday
Apr232010

"Our experiment to create telepathy in mice has failed," he said. "Once the females are given the gene they refuse to breed."

Telepathy will never develop in humans. Evolution will not allow it. To put it another way... no woman would ever sleep with a man if she could get inside his head. Just my opinion.